Knock, knock (Part 2)

[Disclaimer: Read blog post "Something's not right– Part 1" FIRST.]

Folks, the oddest thing happened this morning. Someone knocked at our front door. Image my surprise when I saw the BLANCO MAYOR standing on our porch!

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Mayor: "Good morning, ma'am. Sorry to bother you, but I'm here on official business. It's been reported that you have an abundance of [cough, cough] moonscapes in your yard?"

Me: Moonscapes? 

Mayor: Yes, ma'am. That's what I was told. 

Me: Hmmm, moonscapes. [Scratches chin] Who told you that?

Mayor: I'm not at liberty to say, ma'am. [Whispers] Top secret, ma'am.

Me: Oh, okay. Moonscapes, hmmm–

Mayor: [Nods]

Me: OH, YEAH! Of COURSE!

Mayor: Yes, yes? Don't keep me on pins and needles, ma'am.

Me: Those are ANTLION DENS–

Mayor: Ants? Lions? Dens? [looks aghast]

Me: [SMILES] Oh, yes. Don't worry, they're quite harmless and quite cool. Come on in. [Holds door open] I'll tell you all about them. How about some sweet tea?

Mayor: Well, that sounds lovely, ma'am. But hold on – I gotta call The President back. Oops!– [Covers mouth with hand]

Me: THE PRESIDENT–?!

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Antlions (Myrmeleon sp.)

 

Above: A juvenile bug fell into a den this morning in our front yard.

 

Above: That same bug somehow escapes into the cone while the antlion continues to knock out dirt. 

This summer's extreme heat and dry conditions have apparently boosted the number of antlion larvae in our yard. This morning, as I sidestepped as many dens as I could, I thought how communities of their upside-down cones reminded me of the moon. Moonscapes, I thought. And a fun idea was born.... 

Check out these antlion videos:

Antlion Death Trap

This Antlion is a Devious, Cold-Blooded Killer

Antlion Traps and Devours Victim

From larva...

...to adult!

"Something's not right–" (Part 1)

Radio conversation overheard this morning:

International Space Station (ISS): "ISS to NASA. Something odd to report. Do you read us?"

NASA: "Yes, ISS, we read you. Hey, ya homies, whaz up? Havin' fun up there?" 

ISS: "Uh– We just passed over Blanco, Texas, NASA. It appears that something's not quite right down there–"

NASA: "Like what? Do we need to notify the White House?" [Chuckle]

ISS: "Uh, hold off on that for now–"

NASA: "Well, what do you see? Must not be that big of a deal."

ISS: "Moonscapes–"

NASA: "Moonscapes, ISS? Hey, is this your cocktail hour up there?" [Snicker]

ISS: "No. [Unintelligible words] YES, NASA. We repeat MOONSCAPES. LOTS of moonscapes. Especially in one area on Ninth Street."

NASA: "Okay, okay, don't get your panties in a wad. Got some images for us?" [More snickers]

ISS: Just sent. Should be in your inbox now–"

 

Radio silence–

ISS: "Hello? ISS to NASA? You still read us?

More radio silence–

ISS: "Hello, hello?"

Continued radio silence–

ISS: "Guys, I think NASA hung up on us–"

NASA: "No, we're still here, ISS. Images received. Uh, [cough, cough] we're on this like June on a bug. Have a call into the Blanco mayor and The President, too. We'll have this issue resolved ASAP. Good job, ISS."

ISS: Ten four, NASA. Thanks so much for your (unintelligible words) help. Over and OUT." 

 

UPDATE FORTHCOMING...

The Flies of Texas

After nearly two years in the works, my article, "The Flies of Texas," has been published in July 2023 issue of Texas Parks & Wildlife. According to my mother, who's kept meticulous notes from the start, this is my 115th article for the publication. My first stories were published in 1989 under then editor David Baxter, who gave me my first shots at magazine writing. Thank you, Mr. Baxter! (I recently wrote him a personal note.)

To date, I've documented 115 fly species in our yard using iNaturalist. Here are just a few of my fly images that didn't make the issue...

Cactus fly

Geron sp.

Fruit fly Trupanea sp.

Elephant mosquito

Eastern hornet fly

Clubbed mydas flies (making more)

Bicolored plushback

Australian sheep blow fly

Robbery fly (Efferia sp.) with fly cuisine

First bite!

The culprit

Okay, you're really gonna think I'm weird now. But yes, I got my first ever spider bite! About two weeks ago. In the tub. On my abdomen. 

(Apologies for being remiss in sharing this memorable experience.)

"YOWWW," I exclaimed after only sitting in the water for a few minutes. Reflexively, I swiped my hand over my stomach, then looked down. A SPIDER. And he'd bitten me. TWICE.

"You little rascal, what'd you do THAT for?" I said, scooping him onto the tub's porcelain edge. "Good grief. I didn't do anything to YOU."  

My first spider bite(s)! Of course, I wanted photos! I could use them in my spider presentation. Hurriedly, I finished my bath and dressed. Then I grabbed my phone and got some shots. Then – yes, dear readers, you know me well – I released my fanged attacker outside. 

Later, I learned he's in the genus Trachelas. And yes, like most spiders, he has a venomous bite. But, like I tell attendees at my spider presentations, it all depends on how much venom a spider injects at a bite site and your own reaction to the venom. My reaction was mild at first. Two red bumps about a quarter of an inch in diameter. A couple of days later, though, the sites ITCHED. But nothing worse. Check out the photo of one of my bites – you can see the two marks where the fangs pinched through my skin. Cool, eh? I thought so! Now I can say I've been bitten by a spider!

Do beetles have noses?

Short answer: No. 

Long answer: Instead of noses, insects have an ability called hygrosensation that enables them to sense a variation in humidity.

I pondered that question after spotting yet ANOTHER click beetle headed in the direction of our air conditioner drip bucket. Usually, they're already IN the bucket by the time I arrive. And because we've had so many beetles, spiders and other critters get trapped, I finally rigged a raft to prevent fatalities. It works! At any rate, this beetle was clambering on the brick exterior of our house. Nice me decided to help out. I scooped him up and dropped him on the raft. Right away, he started drinking. At least, that's what I assumed he was doing. Which made me ask my question...

Do beetles have noses?

Here's one interesting answer I found on Reddit (I wish I knew the author's name): Can any creatures smell water? Always learning!

He's done drinking!

Meadow mowed